How to lose weight in no time, 100% guaranteed
Let’s start with our first target category: misses, or worse, ladies, who have the weight almost equal to the weight of the clothes they are wearing, in their continuous struggle to be sexy, trendy, cool etc. My “losing weight procedure” for these creatures is voluntary death – anyway, you know how it’s being said – the body is just a prison of the soul – so you can give it up. Good luck!
For the second category – that of the misshapen creatures who easily exceed 250 kg – one single piece of advice – Stop eating! Just don’t eat! Never. Nothing. Your body has enough resources to live with (and most probably may also feed one additional 3rd world country community) for at least 10 years.
The world has gone crazy, all I find are just losing weight procedures, and in the same time all I see are just “sexy ladies” with the hamburger in their mouth – for the reason that they don’t have the necessary time to cook. So they prefer to eat (along with the mentioned hamburger) all kinds of roots, leaves, spines, citric peels, strange teas, – or to have dissociative meals – today they eat with the upper teeth, tomorrow with the lower teeth – or at least this is how I understand dissociative eating.
Well, give us a break ladies, and by the way, why don’t you do some real work and you’ll see how you’ll loose weight. Don’t stand motionless at work in an office cozy chair, or home, with the legs spread up.
This post is dedicated to all the women who lost their brains during the losing weight process.
Let’s be serious.